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Oklahoma Receiver Trey Metoyer Apparently Has a Serious Public Masturbation Problem

By / 10.16.13

According to Oklahoma Rivals:

Sophomore wide receiver Trey Metoyer was charged with two felony counts of indecent exposure according to documents filed at the Cleveland County Courthouse on Tuesday. Metoyer is currently not with the Oklahoma football team as both Bob Stoops and Jay Norvell said recently Metoyer was taking care of personal issues.

“He's going through some things right now,” said Norvell Oct. 1. “He's trying to get his hands around it. And so we just wish him the best as he works his way through that.”

“He's trying to get his hands around it.” You don't say, because according to victim one and victim two, getting his hands around it is no problem at all for Mr. Metoyer.

The first victim's account:

“The victim advised she was on a balcony smoking a cigarette when she observed the black male driving through the parking lot ? in a red Grand Am,” states the affidavit of the Aug. 29 incident. “The black male backed up and pulled into a parking spot. The victim noticed a short time later that the black male had his (genitals) exposed while sitting in the car (performing a lewd act).”

Seems perverted but on a not-so-weird level. But the second victim had a totally different encounter. 

“It was learned that the victim was walking her dog when she was approached by a black male who asked her if he could borrow a pen,” states the affidavit of the Sept. 17 incident. “The victim went into her apartment to get an ink pen and when she came back outside, the black male was (performing a lewd act) in front of her apartment. The black male then asked the victim if she would want the pen back.”

Pen fetishism is so hot right now, gang.

Although Trey Metoyer was a 5-star recruit in 2011 and an asset to the Sooners Bob Stoops doesn't expect him back…EVER. “Trey has not been with us since prior to the TCU game and at this time I do not anticipate that he will return to the team in the future,” Stoops said.

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[H/T Big Lead]


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About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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