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The Official Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

by Reggie Noble on February 1, 2013 at 6:30pm - comments
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The Official Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

You probably have Super Bowl plans by now. They’d be greatly improved by incorporating this drinking game into the mix. Get after it, you guys. Going to be the last football game for a long time.

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One drink for each:

  • First down

  • Punt

  • Replay

  • Commercial break

  • Promotion for other television show on NBC
  • Personal-foul penalty
  • Mention of San Francisco’s quarterback saga
  • Time an announcer says “Harbaugh”
  • Time Jim Harbaugh DOESN’T look pissed off
  • Moment Colin Kaepernick is praised
  • Gratuitous shot of a celebrity
  • Penalty
  • Flashback to a moment earlier in Ray Lewis’ career

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Three-and-out
  • Run of more than 10 yards
  • Bad call
  • Time the announcers slobber over Ray-Ray
  • Vernon Davis catch
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Time Randy Moss does anything good
  • Ray Rice reception

Three drinks for each:

  • Replay challenge

  • Touchdown

  • Field goal

  • Sack
  • Missed field goal
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed posts an annoying update about the game
  • Idiotic comment by the color commentator

Finish your drink if:

  • Any running back or receiver goes over 100 yards
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 300 yards
  • Either team opens up a 14-point lead
  • You’re really going to miss football

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