Sports
by Reggie Noble on May 30, 2012

ONE DRINK for each:
• Icing
• Dead puck
• Offside
• Penalty
• Player sent away before a faceoff
• Zach Parise shift
• Dustin Brown shift

TWO DRINKS for each:
• Time Martin Brodeur lets in a goal he would have easily stopped 10 years ago
• Moment you’re genuinely thankful for Doc Emerick
• Even-strength goal
• Reference to the Devils’ old neutral-zone trap strategy
• Ilya Kovalchuk point
• Instance of Jeff Carter’s toughness
• Anze Kopitar point

THREE DRINKS for each:

• Shorthanded goal
• Empty-net goal
• Replay of a game-winner in previous Playoff game
• Retrospective of Patrik Elias’ career
• Allusion to the lack of national notoriety the Kings get
• Willie Mitchell slapshot, regardless of success
• Jonathan Quick pun

FIVE DRINKS for each:
• Five-minute penalty
• Jeremy Roenick tear
• Johan Hedberg appearance
• Cup-winning moment

DRINK CONTINUOUSLY when:
• A fight breaks out

DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT for any:
• Goal scored by a goalie
• Check that breaks glass

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