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Here’s Our Official Stanley Cup Finals Drinking Game

Two teams remain in contention for the best trophy in sports. The New Jersey Devils and Los Angeles Kings square off in the Stanley Cup Finals starting tonight. The Kings have been an absolute buzz saw this postseason as the No. 8 seed. The Devils persevered through longer series to advance through the Eastern Conference. Enjoy the action on ice with an ice-cold beverage. Join us in this drinking game, won’t you?

ONE DRINK for each:
• Icing
• Dead puck
• Offside
• Penalty
• Player sent away before a faceoff
• Zach Parise shift
• Dustin Brown shift

TWO DRINKS for each:
• Time Martin Brodeur lets in a goal he would have easily stopped 10 years ago
• Moment you’re genuinely thankful for Doc Emerick
• Even-strength goal
• Reference to the Devils’ old neutral-zone trap strategy
• Ilya Kovalchuk point
• Instance of Jeff Carter’s toughness
• Anze Kopitar point

THREE DRINKS for each:

• Shorthanded goal
• Empty-net goal
• Replay of a game-winner in previous Playoff game
• Retrospective of Patrik Elias’ career
• Allusion to the lack of national notoriety the Kings get
• Willie Mitchell slapshot, regardless of success
• Jonathan Quick pun

FIVE DRINKS for each:
• Five-minute penalty
• Jeremy Roenick tear
• Johan Hedberg appearance
• Cup-winning moment

DRINK CONTINUOUSLY when:
• A fight breaks out

DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT for any:
• Goal scored by a goalie
• Check that breaks glass

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