Sports
by Reggie Noble on October 8, 2012

One drink for each


  • First down

  • Punt

  • Replay

  • Commercial break

  • Promotion for upcoming ESPN program

  • Flashback to last Monday

  • Times the Jets’ quarterback situation is discussed
  • Gratuitous Tim Tebow shot
  • Time Rex Ryan looks cranky
  • Matt Schaub’s ear injury is dissected
  • The Texans’ pass rush is applauded

Two drinks for each


  • Turnover
  • Pass interference call

  • Allusion to Santonio Holmes or Darrelle Revis’ season-ending injuries
  • Reminder Schaub was injured last year during the playoffs
  • Time the cameraman finds Fireman Ed
  • Bad call (hey, the normal guys aren’t perfect either)

  • Discussion of Arian Foster’s greatness
  • Time Andre Johnson’s place among current wide receivers is debated

Three drinks for each


  • Challenge

  • Touchdown

  • Field goal

  • Overhead shot of New York City
  • Time the Jets defense is erroneous characterized as “great”
  • Jets first down
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications

  • Time Jon Gruden refers to someone as “this guy”

Finish your drink if


  • Tim Tebow takes a snap
  • Foster scores
  • 
Sanchez throws for over 200 yards
  • The game is within 10 points in the fourth quarter

Expert's pick: Houston 28, New York 13

Pass-Out Percentage: 39 percent