One drink for each:
• First down
• Punt
• Replay
• Commercial break
• Promotion for other television show on network
• Personal-foul penalty
• Mention of Notre Dame’s quarterback situation
• Time Brian Kelly looks pissed off
• Time Nick Saban DOESN’T look pissed off
• Time AJ McCarron throws or runs for a first down
• Gratuitous shot of a famous alum for either school
• Penalty
• Flashback to last year’s title game
Two drinks for each:
• Turnover
• Three-and-out
• Run of more than 10 yards
• Bad call
• Time the announcers slobber over the almighty SEC
• Mention of the Notre Dame “mystique”
• Overhead shot of the stadium
• Discussion of the upcoming BCS playoff changes
• Manti Te’o highlight
Three drinks for each:
• Replay challenge
• Touchdown
• Field goal
• Sack
• Missed field goal
• Play over 20 yards
• Anyone on your Facebook feed posts an annoying update about the game
• Idiotic comment by the color commentator
Finish your drink if:
• Any running back or receiver goes over 100 yards
• Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
• Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
• Either team opens up a 14-point lead
• Alabama fails to cover the 10-point spread
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