The college football season has come down to one game for all the marbles between two fan bases the rest of the country finds particularly grating. It doesn’t matter if you’re pouring Guinness or Southern Comfort – let’s all band together to get good and wasted. Game on, y’all. Game on.
One drink for each:
• First down
• Punt
• Replay
• Commercial break
• Promotion for other television show on network
• Personal-foul penalty
• Mention of Notre Dame’s quarterback situation
• Time Brian Kelly looks pissed off
• Time Nick Saban DOESN’T look pissed off
• Time AJ McCarron throws or runs for a first down
• Gratuitous shot of a famous alum for either school
• Penalty
• Flashback to last year’s title game
Two drinks for each:
• Turnover
• Three-and-out
• Run of more than 10 yards
• Bad call
• Time the announcers slobber over the almighty SEC
• Mention of the Notre Dame “mystique”
• Overhead shot of the stadium
• Discussion of the upcoming BCS playoff changes
• Manti Te’o highlight
Three drinks for each:
• Replay challenge
• Touchdown
• Field goal
• Sack
• Missed field goal
• Play over 20 yards
• Anyone on your Facebook feed posts an annoying update about the game
• Idiotic comment by the color commentator
Finish your drink if:
• Any running back or receiver goes over 100 yards
• Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
• Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
• Either team opens up a 14-point lead
• Alabama fails to cover the 10-point spread
