Ah, baseball is here. America’s national pastime. Well, along with alcohol. Hey, why not combine the two with our Opening Day drinking game? We promise you’ll forget the infield fly rule by the time the last out is recorded.

One (1) drink for every:

• Base-hit
• Run
• Strikeout

Two (2) drinks for every:

• Home run
• Error
• Double play
• Botched hit-and-run
• Instance of creepy camera work to find babes in the bleachers
• Comment about the Miami Marlins’ disastrous offseason
• Claim that Terry Francona will bring “energy” to the Indians
• Announcer claiming to love ballpark food
• Kid in crowd picking nose
• Lame joke that a player who is 1-for-1 is batting 1.000 on the year

Three (3) drinks for every:

• Announcer actually eating ballpark food on-air
• Suicide squeeze
• Out recorded past the fifth inning of a no-hitter
• Triple
• Steal
• Successful hit-and-run
• Intentional walk
• Comment by announcer about how good it is that baseball’s back
• Time the Houston Astros switching leagues is brought up

Four (4) drinks for every:

• Reference to the World Baseball Classic (be careful)
• Overblown praise for Derek Jeter
• Mention of the Toronto Blue Jays' big offseason
• Mention of Bryce Drew
• Use of the phrase “flashing the leather”
• Allusion to the use of bunting as a decoration
• Time Stephen Strasburg's pitch count is discussed
• Overly theatrical strike three call from an umpire
• Blown call by an umpire

Chug a beer for every:

• Bench-clearing brawl
• Manager or player ejection
• Inside-the-park home run