Sports
by Reggie Noble on January 6, 2014

One drink for each:

  • First down
  • Punt
  • Replay
  • Commercial break
  • Promotion for upcoming ESPN program
  • Flashback to Auburn's “kick six”
  • Mention of Jameis Winston's off-the-field issues
  • Time Gus Malzahn is painted as a genius
  • Mention of the SEC's BCS title streak
  • Time Brent Musberger makes a gambling allusion
  • Time Musberger calls Kirk Herbstreit “Herbie”
  • Time the announcers mention next year's four-team playoff
  • Delay of game penalty

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Completion
  • Poor officiating decision
  • Camera shot of Red Lightning
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Any time you hear the word “Pasadena”
  • Kelvin Benjamin reception
  • Nick Marshall first-down run
  • Camera shot of a famous alum on either team's sidelines

Three drinks for each:

  • Officials' review
  • Touchdown
  • Field goal
  • Tackle for a loss
  • Safety
  • Play over 30 yards

Finish your drink if:

  • Auburn takes a lead
  • Any running back or receiver goes over 100 yards
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
  • Any team opens up a 14-point lead

Expert's pick: Florida State 38, Auburn 21
Pass-Out Percentage: 97 percent so watch out.