There's being That Guy, then there's being This Guy. This Guy has decided to pepper his pickup truck with the stickers of sports' most popular and successful teams. It's an unabashed shrine to front-running. Complementing his New York Yankees logo are those of the Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat and Chicago Bulls. He supports three different NBA franchises. What a sports polygamist.

The vehicle is a living tribute to the kid in elementary school who wore the out-of-state teams' Starter jackets for recess. You know, the kid you just hated with as much passion as an 9-year-old can muster.

The photo popped up on Reddit this morning with nary a clue to the location of our fearless fair-weather fan here. We do know it's somewhere with palm trees.

If you happen to get behind this guy, do the right thing and derail the traveling bandwagon.