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NYC madam’s black book includes the name of a powerful NFL exec

By / 12.06.12
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NYC madam Anna Gristina’s about to drop a bomb on the NFL as her black book contains the names of at least one executive and several former players. Gristina’s tell-all will come on the Dr. Phil show in two weeks.

Just in time to ruin Christmas! Well played madam.

“Asked if those names would be “giant” with a capital “G,” the Hockey Mom Madam gave a distinctly mischievous laugh that portends bad news for the bigwig client.”

“Everyone’s going to have to watch Dr. Phil,” she said. “I will tell you that one of the names is high-level [NFL] management. Then there’s an older [football] player who’s still very well known. Tune in to Dr. Phil!”

If you’re going to tell the world you’re a hooker, a prominent one at that, best to do it with Dr. Phil on the couch next to you. Gives it more credibility. Yes, a bald man with a disturbing, pedo mustache who gives out unsolicited, creepy advice is perhaps the best way to go about this.

We’d speculate about who Gristina’s named in her black book but I’d like to keep my job.

Totally unrelated: Lawrence Taylor woke up today in a cold sweat.


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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