Everyone is so clever. So very clever.
From the Big Lead:
According to CBS Sports, “Carlos Danger” is the most chosen new team name over the three week period between July 16th and August 5th. Among new names chosen by at least five different owners, Carlos Danger was selected by 15% of them. Congratulations, America, on your continued ingenuity.
15%? This is further proof, if we needed any, that's it's impossible to think of an original fantasy football name anymore. Just roll with something profane. It'll test your verbal dexterity, and you'll get terrific looks in the lecture hall when you sign Darren Sproles to "Splooge McFuck."
[H/T: The Big Lead]