Nigel Hayes Called A Stenographer ‘Beautiful’ On A Hot Mic, Wanted To Die Of Embarrassment

Wisconsin fans are thrilled the Badgers keep advancing in the NCAA Tournament. Impartial observers are thrilled at this, too, because it means guard Nigel Hayes gets more opportunities to speak into a microphone.

He set the bar for hilarity pretty high earlier this week by making a star out of a stenographer with the help of a Thesauraus.

But he topped that moment yesterday by commenting on a different stenographer’s good looks while sitting in front of a hot microphone.

The man certainly has a type. And that type is a gal who can type.

Since it’s the internet, let’s cue the outrage.

[H/T: ACC Digital Network]