Sports
by Reggie Noble on May 9, 2013

There is no greater postseason in professional sports. Anyone who tells you otherwise? Well, they’re soft. They probably couldn’t tell you what an odd-man rush is either. Play our drinking game with us while you watch, won’t you?

ONE DRINK for each:
• Icing
• Face-off
• Commercial break
• Goal (drink continuously until play is live again)
• Dead puck

TWO DRINKS for each:
• Two-minute penalty
• Power-play goal
• Offsides
• Mention of a playoff beard
• Time an announcer questions someone’s toughness.
• Time Erik Karlsson is declared the next great NHL defenseman
• Alexander Ovechkin goal
• Time someone you’ve never heard of before scores a goal
• Patrick Kane’s mullet referenced
• Miraculous save

THREE DRINKS for any:
• Shorthanded goal
• Player sent away before a faceoff
• Empty-net goal
• Time Sidney Crosby is mentioned in a game he’s not participating in
• Mention of the New York Rangers’ 1994 title

FIVE DRINKS for any:
• Five-minute penalty
• Jeremy Roenick tear

DRINK CONTINUOUSLY when:
• A fight that breaks out

DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT for any:
• Goal scored by a goalie
• Check that breaks glass