Sports
by Lance Pauker on January 6, 2013

Great to hear that hockey's back, though as an Isles fan, I was somewhat content to wait all the way till 2015. Though maybe they* should just nab Big Bird, who is clearly Sean Avery incarnate. 

*If I was actually a member of the Islanders, I would say “we.” Alas, if “we” needed to get a better goaltender, I'd be referring to the hockey league conducted in my friend's unfinished basement back in 6th grade.

[H/T: Bob's Blitz, via SG]