Great to hear that hockey's back, though as an Isles fan, I was somewhat content to wait all the way till 2015. Though maybe they* should just nab Big Bird, who is clearly Sean Avery incarnate.
*If I was actually a member of the Islanders, I would say “we.” Alas, if “we” needed to get a better goaltender, I'd be referring to the hockey league conducted in my friend's unfinished basement back in 6th grade.
[H/T: Bob's Blitz, via SG]
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