Pats linebacker Brandon Spikes took a stripper out for dinner at a steakhouse. When the bill came, Spikes told the woman to pull out her credit card. What followed is perhaps the greatest scorned stripper story ever.
But “Ms. Skraw_Berry” wasn’t done there. Nah man, this girl went on Instagram and shamed Spikes even more.
We skipped over the part where she talked about his bad breath and duck lips but man, this chick was ruthless.
Moral of the story: Don’t take a stripper out for steak and mac ‘n cheese if you ain’t gonna pay for it. Also, don’t go into the champagne room. You hear me Brandon Spikes?