Brazilian man ruins shootout for Neymar’s girlfriend with smelliest fart ever

In real life, I’m an adult with responsibilities and bills just like everyone else. On the internet, I’m a 5-year-old who thinks farting is the funniest goddamn thing ever. In this video, a Brazil fan drops an epic fart on Neymar’s lovely girlfriend, Bruna Marquezine, during the game against Chile. Just look at her face, look at how grossed out she is.

Bearded man, you are a mobile chemical weapon sir. You are the farting hero the internet deserves.