Sports
by Kyle Koster on June 17, 2014

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Brazilian phenom Neymar stopped by a hairdresser between his team’s win against Croatia and today. Once there, he apparently asked for the Mark McGrath. This is truly a shocking development.

His teammate Dani Alves also decided to turn back the clock with some chemical lightening.

This is a very, very bold strategy. Considering how good the hosts looked in their first match, I’m not so sure it’s a good idea to mess with the positive mojo.

I went ahead and checked every respected bookmaker, and not one had a prop bet on the board regarding the sudden reappearance of this long-forgotten hair trend. The odds against the style raising like a phoenix from the bleached ashes were simply too high.

Clearly overcome by the weight of bringing frosty back to relevance, Neymar broke down during the national anthem.

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Hang in there, buddy. It will grow out.

 

Kyle Koster

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