Whether you love or hate the New York Post, you’ve got to admit that they refuse to change. We got reminder No. 293 of that fact this morning, when they trotted out this epic back-page headline about Derek Jeter.

The New York Yankees captain and notorious babe-slayer has evidently packed on a few pounds since breaking his left ankle against the Detroit Tigers in last month’s American League Championship Series.

Something tells us he’s still doing alright in the bedroom, though. He’s Derek Fucking Jeter. Now there’s just more of him to love.

[H/T: New York Post]