New York Mets left fielder Jordany Valdespin hit a home run during his first at-bat today against the Detroit Tigers. He evidently hotdogged it around the bases — which earned him a beaning in a rather unfortunate spot his next time up.
Valdespin says he is OK … Asked where he got hit: “My dick,” Valdespin said.
— Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) March 11, 2013
And that’s why you always wear a cup.