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National Signing Day captured in one gloriously stupid moment

By 02.06.13

Top recruit Stacey Coley will attend Swag University, located just south of my anus atop my perineum.



This serves as a reminder that National Signing Day glorifies high school prima donnas, many of whom spend hours concocting elaborate hat hoaxes that keep adult men glued to their fax machines.


*UPDATE*: He was later upstaged by FSU commit Keith Bryant, who brought his DAUGHTER to the announcement.



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