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National Signing Day captured in one gloriously stupid moment

By / 02.06.13

Top recruit Stacey Coley will attend Swag University, located just south of my anus atop my perineum.



This serves as a reminder that National Signing Day glorifies high school prima donnas, many of whom spend hours concocting elaborate hat hoaxes that keep adult men glued to their fax machines.


*UPDATE*: He was later upstaged by FSU commit Keith Bryant, who brought his DAUGHTER to the announcement.



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