Top recruit Stacey Coley will attend Swag University, located just south of my anus atop my perineum.
This serves as a reminder that National Signing Day glorifies high school prima donnas, many of whom spend hours concocting elaborate hat hoaxes that keep adult men glued to their fax machines.
*UPDATE*: He was later upstaged by FSU commit Keith Bryant, who brought his DAUGHTER to the announcement.
I want more like this!
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