Sports
by David Covucci on September 24, 2013

Well Nate Burleson of the Detroit Lions feels my and your pain. In fact, he feels it worse. Because yesterday Burleson broke his arm in TWO places when he crashed into a highway median driving home with a pizza in his front seat. He said he got distracted while trying to stop it from falling off the seat. I admire that. A pizza with the cheese all strewn to one side is no pizza at all. 

Burleson could be out for the season with the broken arm. Pizza will not. Pizza will always be in season.

[H/T Deadspin]