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‘My name is Jeff Ireland’ is the best take down in the history of fandom

By / 10.08.12

Bravo to the fine folks at #WAARF for this excellent rap video entitled “My name is Jeff Ireland.” The crew has made a number of hilarious videos in the past, but this, this one is real special.

Dolphins fans’ pain and anguish is on full display with every passing lyric.

HI KIDS, DO YOU LIKE LINEMEN?

DO YOU LIKE PHINS WIDE RECIEVERS, WITH NO CHANCE ON REVIS ISLAND?

WANNA FIRE ME, DO EXACTLY LIKE SEAN DID?

LEAVE THE ROSTER EMPTIER THAN A SUNDAY AT SUN LIFE IS?

EGNEWS DEADWEIGHT, IM TRYING TO GET MY TEAM STRAIGHT

BUT I CANT FIND PLAYMAKERS TO SUPPORT THE QB THAT I JUST TOOK EIGHTH.

AND CHANNING CROWDER SAID

“JEFF IRELAND YOURE A BUTTHEAD”

(uh uh)

“THEN WHYS YOU HAIR RED? MAN YOU BRAIN DEAD”

WELL, SINCE MAY 12TH I TRADED MARSHALL TO SOMEONE ELSE

CONTRADICTING MY ORIGINAL SELF

HE WAS WORTH 2 3RDS I FELT

GOT PISSED OFF AND TOLD A FAN TO GO SCREW OFF

BUT SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE HEARD ME IM SORRY MR. ROSS.

I BUILT THIS TEAM TO FINISH LAST

AND FALL ON ITS ASS

FASTER THAN JJ WATTS CAN BAT DOWN A TANNEHILL PASS

C’MERE FEINGA! (WAIT A MINUTE, THATS OUR DUDE DOG)

I DONT GIVE A CRAP, THE SAINTS CUT JONATHAN AMAYAAAAAAAAAAA!


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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