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I Must Have These $12,500 Team USA Hockey Masks Made from Gold and Crystals

By / 06.13.14

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I don’t know why the hell anyone would ever want a $12,000 hockey mask made from real gold leaf and Swarovski crystals, but when you’re “fuck you rich,” do these type of sensical questions even matter? “The American Glory” mask — which has a bald eagle and the Stars and Stripes — gives me such a patriotic freedom boner that I want to kidney-punch a Joseph Stalin blow-up doll.

Will some brave, rich dickhead buy this ‘ish at Armori Steele and then Tweet me the picture? K, thanks.

[H/T: Buzzer]


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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