Sports
by Reggie Noble on October 29, 2012

One drink for each


  • First down

  • Punt

  • Replay

  • Commercial break

  • Promotion for upcoming ESPN program

  • Flashback to last Monday

  • Mention of the World Series champion San Francisco Giants
  • Time Harbaugh looks enraged
  • Time John Skelton looks overmatched
  • Time the 49ers’ loss in last year’s NFC Championship game is brought up
  • Reception by a Niner wide receiver
  • Mention of the Cardinals’ injury problems

Two drinks for each


  • Turnover
  • Fitzgerald reception
  • Smith completion
  • Bad call
  • Time Frank Gore is cast as a workhorse
  • Time Patrick Peterson is lauded
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Mention of Bill Walsh
  • Mention of Joe Montana, Jerry Rice or any other Niner great

Three drinks for each


  • Challenge

  • Touchdown

  • Field goal

  • Patrick Willis tackle for loss
  • Time Smith’s place among current quarterbacks is dissected
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications

  • Time Jon Gruden refers to someone as “this guy”

Finish your drink if


  • The Cardinals take a lead
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
  • Any team opens up a 14-point lead

Expert's pick: San Francisco 20, Arizona 12

Pass-Out Percentage: 51 percent

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