Sports
by Reggie Noble on December 17, 2012

One drink for each:

  • First down

  • Punt

  • Replay

  • Commercial break

  • Promotion for upcoming ESPN program

  • Flashback to last Monday

  • Mention of the New York Jets incredibly stupid quarterback situation
  • Time Rex Ryan looks cranky
  • Time Jon Gruden praises Jake Locker or overstates his ability
  • Gratuitous Tim Tebow shot
  • Delay of game penalty
  • Mention of Antonio Cromartie’s skill set

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Reception by a Jets receiver
  • Chris Johnson run for a first down
  • Bad call
  • Documentation of Kenny Britt’s troubles
  • Time they mention the Jets used to be called the Titans
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Mention of Woody Johnson
  • Time the playoff picture is discussed

Three drinks for each:

  • Challenge

  • Touchdown

  • Field goal

  • Tackle for a loss
  • Mark Sanchez touchdown pass
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications

  • Gruden refers to someone as “this guy”

Finish your drink if:

  • The Jets score a rushing touchdown
  • Any running back or receiver goes of 100 yards
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
  • Any team opens up a 14-point lead

Expert's pick: Tennessee 24, New York 17

Pass-Out Percentage: 34 percent

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