For reasons unknown, the Tennessee Titans and New York Jets will play a football game on national television tonight. That right there is a classic must-drink situation. Won’t you join us in a beer or 12?

One drink for each:

• First down

• Punt

• Replay

• Commercial break

• Promotion for upcoming ESPN program

• Flashback to last Monday

• Mention of the New York Jets incredibly stupid quarterback situation
• Time Rex Ryan looks cranky
• Time Jon Gruden praises Jake Locker or overstates his ability
• Gratuitous Tim Tebow shot
• Delay of game penalty
• Mention of Antonio Cromartie’s skill set

Two drinks for each:

• Turnover
• Reception by a Jets receiver
• Chris Johnson run for a first down
• Bad call
• Documentation of Kenny Britt’s troubles
• Time they mention the Jets used to be called the Titans
• Overhead shot of the stadium
• Mention of Woody Johnson
• Time the playoff picture is discussed

Three drinks for each:

• Challenge

• Touchdown

• Field goal

• Tackle for a loss
• Mark Sanchez touchdown pass
• Play over 20 yards
• Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications

• Gruden refers to someone as “this guy”

Finish your drink if:

• The Jets score a rushing touchdown
• Any running back or receiver goes of 100 yards
• Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
• Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
• Any team opens up a 14-point lead

Expert's pick: Tennessee 24, New York 17

Pass-Out Percentage: 34 percent