One drink for each:
- Reminder of Bountygate
- Drew Brees completion
- Ryan Tannenhill pass attempt
- Commercial break
- Time you realize you hate one, or both of these teams
- Time Jon Gruden says something positive
- Shot of an overly passionate Saints fan
Two drinks for each:
- Piece of effusive praise for Brees
- Piece of effusive praise for Sean Payton
- Replay of THE BUTT FUMBLE – God, ESPN loves the Buttfumble
- Beer commercial
- Reminder Jimmy Graham is a former basketball player
- Discussion about the Dolphins turnaround
- Field goal
- Time you realize the old ‘Fins logo was better
- Awkward promo for another program
Three drinks for each:
- Run of 20-plus yards
- Pass play of 30-plus yards
- Shot of a team owner
- Touchdown
- Turnover
- Field goal
- Shot of Tannenhill’s wife
- Non-rhetorical question posed by Who Dat Nation
Four drinks for each:
- Inch taller than Zack Thomas you are
- You wish you had Cameron Wake’s haircut
Chug your beer for each:
- Safety
- Time one team opens up a 10-point lead
- Onside kick
- Even remotely negative thing Gruden says
- Time Mike Wallace is worth the money
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