Sports
by Reggie Noble on December 9, 2013

One drink for each:

  • First down
  • Punt
  • Replay
  • Commercial break
  • Promotion for upcoming ESPN program
  • Flashback to last Monday
  • Mention of Jay Cutler’s injury
  • Time you think about Cutler’s groin without being prompted
  • Attempt to rate Tony Romo in comparison to his contemporaries
  • Time Lovie Smith makes a mess of a challenge
  • Piece of effusive praise by Jon Gruden
  • Time the announcers mention Matt Forte’s pass-catching ability
  • Delay of game penalty

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Completion
  • Bad call
  • Mention of Romo’s December struggles
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Brandon Marshall reception
  • Dez Bryant reception
  • Time Jason Garrett is defended
  • Time the playoff picture is discussed

Three drinks for each:

  • Challenge
  • Time it’s mentioned Josh McCown has some football players in his family
  • Touchdown
  • Field goal
  • Tackle for a loss
  • Safety
  • Play over 30 yards
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications
  • Gruden refers to someone as “this guy”

Finish your drink if:

  • Devin Hester busts a long return
  • Any running back or receiver goes of 100 yards
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
  • Any team opens up a 14-point lead

Expert's pick: Dallas 27, Chicago 20

Pass-Out Percentage: 42 percent