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MMA Fighter Knocks Out Opponent And Spits On His Grave With Excellent “WHAT ARE THOSE?” Celebration

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I’m trying to think of a more disrespectful thing to do to your opponent after you’ve given him brain damage by repeatedly elbowing him to the mug. Right now my list consists of 1.) killing him 2.) taking a steamy shit on his chest 3.) dropping your balls in his mouth and sprinkling pubes on his forehead. Feel free to add to the list but I think the “what are thooosee?” mockery probably ranks between the shitting on his chest and dropping sweaty balls in his pie hole. Just my opinion.

Dude, you probably should have done another take on this. Like one where you’re actually uttering cohesive sentences.

[h/t For the Win]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.
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