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by Brandon Wenerd on December 17, 2012

“Ultimate Fighter” Season 9 MMA fighter Ray Elbe tore is penis while banging his girlfriend in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Try to read his description to Sherdog.com without flinching:

“I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

He ended up spending a few days in a Malaysian hospital. According to a blog post on Elbe's website, the doctor told him it's the fourth penis operation he's ever performed. What a horrible way to spend one's 30th birthday. He even jokes: “To any bitter ex girlfriends still stalking the blog…smile today as whatever Karma you felt was deserved has been dealt..lol.”

Elbe also describes the sex injury in detail on video:

Elbe also offered running, real-time commentary in the forum of MixedMartialArts.com. Here's a recap via Bloody Elbow:

 

Girl was on top… Went higher than 8 1/2″ I'm the air and Arona'd my dyck.

Dr. Is sending me for ultra sound now…stuck waiting for the dyk specialist.

When it first happened…blood was everywhere…to the point I passed out.

Falling face first I ko'd myself on the floor–very smally chipping two teeth and busting my chin–

10 stitches later…

My dyck is throbbing with each heart beat…but after the pain injection they've given me…the balls ache is gone

No open fracture.

Dr just did MRI.

Fracture and a slight tear in the urinary tube.

Surgery tonight…Dr. Said diagnostic is for a full recovery…though I'll be in the hospital for 3 days…and be forced to take anti erection pills for 2 weeks

In limbo it is still flowing from the one eye…

They have been trying to clean the dry blood of my swollen shaft in between my tears and pleads for them to be gentle.

Okay…quick update.

Surgery was successful…(if you can say that)?!

 

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, and ouch. That's one hell of a broken dick story. Bone safely out there.

RELATED READ: How To Not Get A Penis Fracture(!) Like UFC's Ray Elbe

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