Danny Mainus. Mainus. My-Anus.
That last name… that last name is fucking gold.
Mainus competed in a bloody opening card matchup this weekend against bantamweight Zac Chavez. This inspired some of the funniest play-by-play you'll ever hear, courtesy of Australian commentator Michael Schiavello, who constantly pronounced the fighter's name as “My Anus”—meaning we get lines like “My anus is bleeding!” “My anus is relaxed!” and “My anus is in a bit of pain here!”
This video should be seen as the perfect antidote to the post-NCAA first weekend hangover you're undoubtedly feeling. So dumb, yet so, so funny.
[H/T: Reddit]
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