Mizzou Baseball Squad Uses Gingers Hair To Warm Their Hands And It’s A Brilliant Use Of Ginger Hair


You just can’t take yourself too seriously if you’re a ginger. Because no one else will. And it’s by no fault of your own. Blame your parents. But this dude’s got a nice head of hair. It’s not that aggressive Cheeto orange (see: Andy Dalton), it’s more of a burnt orange (see: a young Lindsay Lohan). And he handles it like a champ, just letting his giddy teammates use his head as a punchline. Thank God he’s not a hot head.

Missouri lost the game to Alabama by a score of 4-3. Can’t imagine who the scapegoat will be.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.