Mike Tyson took a picture with the Abominable Snowman

Mike Tyson and Yeti, together at last, together as two.

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This shouldn’t be that interesting, but it is. I just have so many questions. Like, is Mike Tyson taking his road show to the Himalayas? If Mike Tyson was trapped alive in the mountains with nothing to eat, would he snack on Yeti’s ear? Why does Yeti look like the guy in the Jack Links commercial? Are Yeti and Bigfoot the same person?

See, so many questions, so few answers.