Today was a tough one for the Pope. The call-ahs, these call-ahs—they were frustrating Mike in a YUGE way. Jimmy from Rockaway even had the nerve to say Tom Coughlin should be sent back to the Jaguars. THE JAG-UAAS. "You're a college student, you actually got into a college? Is there a book near you right now? Can you see a book where you are right now? If there is, read it. Please."
Eventually, the call-ahs got to be too much. Francesa stopped going to the lines, growing so flustered in a way that can only be described as "Francesa-esque" that he spilled his Diet Coke. A messy studio! The pope hates that!
[H/T: Jimmy Traina]