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Have you ever tried to impress a lady by doing the splits? I have and it was painful. Real painful. My genitals haven’t been the same since. Which brings me to this clip from the Australian Open. A clip featuring, OH GOD, NO! Don’t do that.
Full splits and he bounced back up? Seriously, Fabio Fognini might be Stretch Armstrong or something. That or his groin’s held together by bungee cords.