Michigan State Fan Offers Up A Kiss And A Boob Flash For Final Four Tickets

Michigan State’s improbable Final Four run has Spartans everywhere scrambling for tickets, including this young lady who will gladly trade her dignity for a seat in Indianapolis.

Her Craigslist Indiana post offers a kiss and a boob flash in exchange for tickets.

Clearly she either has a very high opinion of herself or a very poor understanding of the concept of free-market economies.

Let’s unpack this offer a bit.

It seems to me that anyone who would rather see some real-life boobs instead of pocketing, say, $300 is going to want a little more than a peck on the cheek. Forgive me for thinking the worst of people, but it seems like she’s mining a seedy sector here.

Also, the ALL-CAPS “SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!!!” really drives it home. She doesn’t want anyone wasting her time. She’s obviously a busy gal with a good head on her shoulders and lots of options.

Here’s hoping she finds what she’s looking for: a horny dude idiotic enough to take her up on this trade.

And, hey, if you do have tickets, let me know. I’m sure we can work something out — even if you’re into weird stuff.

I’ll debase myself for Tom Izzo and not think twice about it.