If Michael Phelps wins three medals in the upcoming London Games, he’ll be the most decorated Olympian in history. That’s all fine and dandy, but the dude sucks at getting his picture taken.

Every single strand of hair is out for itself in his official Olympic photo, which is not to be confused with a mug shot. Perhaps he’d have been more comfortable with a prop.

In all seriousness, we know Phelps has bigger fish to fry than being the cool kid with lasers in the background of his yearbook picture. But it doesn’t mean we can’t point and laugh.

[H/T: Bleacher Report]