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The Miami Heat Beat the Brooklyn Nets But Lost Their Testicles

By 05.07.14


A real mixed bag for LeBron James and the Miami Heat last night. On one hand, they easily dispatched Brooklyn in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Seminfinals. On the other hand, they fell victim to the self nut-snipping rage, according to a report from the Evansville Courier & Press.

TNT obviously made a controversial editorial choice in not airing the ceremony. I guess the possible FCC fines scared them away from airing a bunch of bloody sacs strew about the free-throw line.

It’s going to be pretty difficult for two-time defending champions to rebound from this devastating blow — both on the court and off. One has to think the smart money is now on Brooklyn.

[H/T: Ryan G. Reynolds]

Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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