He had great seats for last night’s game at Wrigley Field against the Pittsburgh Pirates. He had his on-scoreboard marriage proposal locked and loaded. He had his girlfriend sitting next to hi— wait a minute, where’d she go?
Oh, poor Greg. You can almost see his brain exploding from panic as the big moment comes and she’s in the ladies room.
Luckily, he was able to pop the question in a more traditional face-to-face manner when she returned to her seat. Hope she washed her hands.
[H/T: Sports Grid]