They say that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I suppose that explains this story, which reveals there’s a significant increase in the amount of vasectomies performed during March Madness. It seems men are quick to jump on the opportunity to watch dozens of games while they recover from the procedure.
"At least half of the guys I have scheduled for later in the week acknowledge they are here specifically for that reason,” Dr. Stephen Jones said. “In fact, the guy this morning said that ‘Absolutely, that's why I'm on the schedule for Friday.’ This was my first consultation with him, but as soon as I asked him about it he was a little sheepish to recognize that's why he's off work that day."
Now, why would admitting this be embarrassing? You’re already having your manhood tinkered with, so admitting you want to watch a boatload of basketball should be a breeze.
[H/T: 10 News]