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Someone Wrote a Love Song for Internet Crush Mallory Edens

By 05.22.14


Mallory Edens burrowed her way into America’s heart with her tremendous ability to look attractive on camera during the NBA Draft Lottery. With her current Twitter follower account at 26,000 and bound to sky even higher, she’s also demonstrated staying power.

The 18-year-old is so important online that a pretty crummy punk parody song about her has been written. Using as few chords as possible, the song professes love for the Milwaukee Bucks heiress in no uncertain terms.

Dr. J, your thoughts?


[H/T: Tim Crispy]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: kylekoster@gmail.com or kyle@brobible.com
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