Look At Sidney Crosby’s Face!

Be kind, you guys. Everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.

Sidney Crosby intends to play tonight against the Calgary Flames. People are speculating he has mumps. He says he doesn’t have mumps. So something else is going on.

Maybe he’s playing Quagmire in a live-action production of a Family Guy episode. I don’t know.

What I do know is he should probably get to the bottom of it if he hasn’t already done so.