P.I.M.P. Just look at this kid. No shame, nothing. He’s winning at life. He’s the coolest 6th grader.
(via @sandra_apps)
Likely Monday morning conversation:
“Hey Jimmy, what’d you do Friday night?”
“Ah, not much, rubbed elbows with Rihanna, stared at her butt, got her number. You?”
“Um, saw the ‘Hunger Games’.”
“Were your parents with you?
“Yeah.”
“Oh, that sucks.”