Here’s a free billion-dollar idea: Pay-per-view child fighting. The possibilities are endless.
A recent Muay Thai match pitted a slender girl against a comically fat boy. Don King would salivate over this Beauty vs. The Beast matchup.
As the fight began, it became increasingly obvious that girl power was going win out. Then the fat little guy started crying, which makes for extremely compelling footage.
Yeah, a good person might feel guilty for watching this. But you’ve given up the dream to be a functioning member society, so enjoy.