As soon as Messi's left-footed poke found the net, Hudson released a primal scream. After a few seconds to compose himself, he let loose a stream-of-conciousness ballad for the ages, along the way comparing Messi to Dr. Spock, who is “out of his Vulcan mind.” But it didn't end there.
“[He's] running like he's got a food mixer down his shorts,” Hudson said of Messi in one of the most creative, if not disturbing, similes spun in recent memory.
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