Yesterday, Tiger got hit with a controversial two-shot penalty that essentially dropped him out of contention at the Masters. (I don't think I'm jumping the gun here: You have to think that at least one of the leaders will go under par today, meaning Tiger would have to throw out a 67 or 68 against final round pin placements to have a chance. Not easy.) His new girlfriend, skiier Lindsey Vonn, who made the trip to Augusta, must have been pretty upset to see her new guy in such a state.
No problem Masters tournament happy to call in and help. You always have to keep an eye on those cheaters ;)yhoo.it/Zh7TBu— Thomas Vonn (@ThomasVonn) April 13, 2013
It's also, importantly, a way better burn than the New York Post's awkwardly worded headline today. I'm not even sure what this means. Are they saying Tiger dropped two balls on Friday? Are they saying that when sexing the lady, you put your balls in her? Why are there so many words?
Point, Thomas Vonn.