Last week, LeSean McCoy posted to Instagram that he was looking for females 21 and over to join him for a “private party.” Given the nature of the requirements for attendees such as “Please Submit 1 Picture AND Provide Social Media information I.E. Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter,” the whole thing sounded downright creepy, and wound up blowing up in Shady’s face.
Rightfully so. The dude even used the Bills logo in his original post about the party. Dumbass.
Let’s be honest, though, it was definitely interned to be a sexcapade of some sorts, and given LeSean McCoy’s reputation, you can’t say “thirsty AF” enough. Dude totally lives up to his nickname.
Eventually the party was called off after just about everyone called out McCoy for what he was doing and how he went about it, and it seems Shady is not too pleased with how everything played out. In fact, he sounds pretty butthurt about it.
Taking to Instagram last night, LeSean McCoy posted a picture of himself and an accompanying diatribe, apparently trying to depict the situation in jest. It didn’t work. He just wound up making himself sound like more of a moron.
Shady’s entire grammatical error of a rant reads:
Since the media and Internet took my before camp party outta context , I had to switch up my party strategy .
So tonight I’ll be inviting everyone to my back to business party . Featuring DJ @DonaldTrump on the 1’s and 2’s . Special invited guests @RexRyan , @chipKelly ,@Rogergodell , my man Barack .oprah, Carli Llyod , and even that terrible waiter with the awful service from the burger joint is invited. Don’t bring your Id because there won’t be any alcohol anyway.
Open smoothie bar all night tho . Don’t worry bout the confidentiality agreement. No only are ladies invited but everyone is invited , except hulk hogan he can’t come . Maybe even @meekmill and @drake will hit the stage together . Turn up time party time !!!!
#shadyinvite
#djdonald
#donaldplaylist
#billsmafia
#smoothiebar
#byebyeoffseason
Yeah, because it’s totally the media’s fault you basically solicited sex in a public forum like an idiot, LeSean. Seriously, what was going through your mind when the decision was made to throw this kind of bash and advertise it all over Instagram? And then again when you went on this stupid rant. Donald Trump is the biggest idiot on the face of the planet, and even he probably thinks you’re stupid.
Of course, the Instagram commenters let Shady hear it too. By far the best I’ve seen was probably this:
Zingggggg. Anything else stupid you want to add, Shady?