The Lehigh Valley IronPigs just became my favorite minor league baseball team with news they’ve installed hands-free urinal games in Coca-Cola Park’s bathrooms. It’s going to be one big pee party, y’all!
"These games are sure to make a huge splash," exclaimed IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes. "Our fans are always looking for the next big thing and these 'X-Stream games' are another example of our commitment to providing an unparalleled entertainment experience in all aspects of Coca-Cola Park, including our restrooms."
When a user approaches the urinal, the video console flips into gaming mode, using patented technology that detects both his presence and stream. Algorithms then allow the user to engage with the screen by aiming in different directions to test their agility and knowledge. The games are 100% intuitive and custom-built to provide a unique user interface along with an easy and seamless experience.
That’s true. IronPigs fans are ALWAYS looking for ways to improve their pissing experience. Then again, who isn’t?