The Miami Heat “Big Three” hit the talk show circuit on Tuesday and the highlight (or lowlight depending on your viewpoint) was LeBron James making sweet love to the championship trophy. David Letterman politely asked him to get a room. After getting a look at the sensual moment in slow motion, we concur.

Meanwhile, James’ counterpart Dwyane Wade appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and showed off his famous glasses. The rest of the Late Night crew got in on the hipster eyewear too.

(Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)

And Chris Bosh? Well, he was reduced to striking a vogue on Live with Kelly.